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beldaran:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.

beldaran:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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500daysofsumeria:

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

the sickest horse

(Source: gastropoda)

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