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a simple glass of grapefruit juice
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Posted on May 20, 2013 via /BLAME /ASPARTAME /BLAME /ASPARTAME with 604 notes
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I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
Posted on May 20, 2013 via no with 309,146 notes
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So my stepdad likes to do this thing where if we find a bug in the house, he throws it away but pretends he didn’t and chases my mom around with the non-existent bug. She falls for it every time.
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via she's quality with 32,959 notes
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via folie à deux with 161,986 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via with 19,599 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via And tonight, it's only you and me with 7 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via with 11,780 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via ❤ with 10 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via good times gonna come with 19 notes
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